Дед Максим ([info]ded_maxim) wrote,
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spam (why do you hate freedom?)

Прислали вот по е-мейлу хорошее:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you
hate freedom?

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[info]vsha

February 8 2005, 16:57:27 UTC 7 years ago

awesome

Anonymous

February 8 2005, 17:11:16 UTC 7 years ago

Eh. I like the other Bush administration/lightbulb joke better.

[info]ded_maxim

February 8 2005, 17:16:52 UTC 7 years ago

Why do you hate freedom?!?

[info]szhapokljak

February 8 2005, 17:43:09 UTC 7 years ago

зачем ви травите?

[info]alexakarpov

February 8 2005, 17:58:10 UTC 7 years ago

Niice )

[info]svonz

February 8 2005, 18:35:22 UTC 7 years ago

>> Why do you
>> hate freedom?

Окончание в духе: "Ненавижу эту страну!"

[info]ded_mitya

February 8 2005, 18:54:11 UTC 7 years ago

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them inside a lightbulb.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold a Diet Coke and one to call his Dad.

Q: How many bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The lightbulb contains seeds of its own revolution.

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