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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you
hate freedom?
February 8 2005, 16:57:27 UTC 7 years ago
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>> hate freedom?
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February 8 2005, 18:54:11 UTC 7 years ago
A: Two. The hard part is getting them inside a lightbulb.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold a Diet Coke and one to call his Dad.
Q: How many bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The lightbulb contains seeds of its own revolution.